Can't take credit - wish I could.
Dashing thru the snow, in a V8 wonder sled,
crashing into trees, cos I’m off my fuckin head.
Been smoking billys too, a dozen beers or more,
I’m heading for the red night zone to get myself a whore!
Oh jingle bells, jingle bells
Santa’s smoking weed,
Mrs Claus is on the floor,
she’s overdosed on speed.
Blitzen’s fucked, the elves are too,
they’re wankin off their heads,
and if Rudolph snorts another line,
the prick will end up dead!
Merry Xmas
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